Lil dicky ooh
Mustard on the beat ho
I woke up chris breezy
Oh my god I`m the man
I`m so fly and I can dance
There`s tattoos on my neck
I just facetimed kanye
I told him I`m his biggest fan yeah
Got all these hoes in my dm
Holy shit I got a kid
Ohh I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n word
Wait can I really say the n word?
What up my nigga?
What up my nigga? big ups my nigga
We up my nigga you pussy ass nigga
Man fuck y`all niggas `cause I`m that nigga
Nigga nigga nigga I`m that nigga
I woke up in chris brown`s body
Somehow this shit turned into freaky friday
But we got no choice
But to turn this bitch sideways
I can`t believe that its freaky friday
Yeah it`s freaky friday
I`m in chris brown`s body
I drive his ferrari and I`m light skinned black
I woke up and I`m lil dicky
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up
On his balls like that?
Walking down the street
And ain`t nobody know my name
Ain`t no paparazzi flashing pictures
This is great
Ain`t nobody judging
`Cause I`m black or my controversial past
I`ma go and see a movie and relax
Ayy I`m a blood
But I can finally wear blue
Why his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the fuck alone bitch
Wait if I`m in dicky`s body breezy is who?
Hope my daughter`s in school
Fuck if I was chris brown where would I be?
What would I do?
I woke up in chris brown`s body
Somehow this shit turned into freaky friday
But we got no choice
But to turn this bitch sideways
I can`t believe that it`s freaky friday
Yeah it`s freaky friday
I`m in chris brown`s body
I look at my soft dick with delight
It`s my dream dick
If I was lil dicky in my body
Where would I be?
I`m trying to find myself
Like an introspective monk
I`m balling on the court
Oh my god I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on twitter fuck
Now I`m at the club
I talked my way to getting in
I look up in the vip
My goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in
But he won`t let me in
I don`t know who that is
Wait who the fuck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle
Shatter it on the bouncer`s head
Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait think it through for a sec
If you hurting me
Then you only hurting yourself
But wait I love myself
That was the key now we`re switching back
I woke up in chris brown`s body
Somehow this shit turned into freaky friday
But we got no choice
But to turn this bitch sideways
I can`t believe that it`s freaky friday
Wait what the fuck
And now I`m in ed sheeran`s body
It`s way less cool than being chris brown was
What the fuck again?
I`m dj khaled why am I yelling
Huh I`m kendall jenner
I got a vagina
I`m gonna explore that right now
Holy shit I got a vagina I`m gonna learn
I`m gonna understand the inner
Workings of a woman