I was s`posed to be sent away
But they forgot to come and get me
I was a functioning alcoholic
`Til nobody noticed my new aesthetic
All of this to say I hope you`re okay
But you`re the reason
And no one here`s to blame
But what about your quiet treason?

And for a fortnight there
we were forever running
`Til you sometimes ask about the weather
Now you`re in my backyard
turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers
I want to kill her

All my mornings are Monday
stuck in an endless February
I took the miracle move on drug
the effects were temporary
And I love you it`s ruining my life
I love you it`s ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you but I touched you

And for a fortnight there
we were forever running
`Til you sometimes ask about the weather
Now you`re in my backyard
turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers I want to kill her
And for a fortnight there
we were together running
`Til you sometimes come and tug my sweater
Now you`re at the mailbox
turned into good neighbors
My husband is cheating I want to kill him

I love you it`s ruining my life
I love you it`s ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you I touched you
I love you it`s ruining my life
I love you it`s ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you I touched you

I call you up but you won`t pick up
Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida buy the car you want
(Car you want)
But it won`t start up
`til you touch touch touch me
I call you up but you won`t pick up
Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida buy the car you want
But it won`t start up
`til I touch touch touch you