And irony is okay I suppose
Culture is to blame
You try and mask your pain
In the most postmodern way
You lack substance when you say
Something like oh what a shame
It`s just a self referential way
That stops you having to be human
I`m assuming you`ll balloon
When you remove the dirty spoon
And start consuming like a human
That`s what I am assuming
I`m sure that you`re not just another girl
I`m sure that you`re gonna say
That I was sexist
I feel like you`re running out of
All the things I liked you for
Why can`t we be friends
When we are lovers?
`Cause it always ends with us
Hating each other
Instead of calling me out
You should be pulling me in
I`ve just got one more thing to say
And why would you believe
You could control how you`re perceived
When at your best you`re intermediately
Versed in your own feelings?
Keep on putting off conceiving
It`s only you that you`re deceiving
Oh don`t have a child
Don`t cramp your style I`ll leave it
Why can`t we be friends
When we are lovers?
`Cause it always ends with us
Hating each other
Instead of calling me out
You should be pulling me in
I`ve just got one more thing to say
I`m just pissed off
Because you pied me off
After your show
When you let go of my hand
In front of some sket
Who wants to bitch on you