I have this thing where I get older
But just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift
All of the people
I`ve ghosted stand there in the room
I should not be left to my own devices
They come with prices and vices
I end up in crisis
(Tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I`ll watch as you`re leaving
`Cause you got tired of my scheming
(For the last time)
It`s me hi
I`m the problem it`s me
At teatime everybody agrees
I`ll stare directly at the sun
But never in the mirror
It must be exhausting
Always rooting for the anti hero
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
And I`m a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out
Slowly lurching toward your favorite city
Pierced through the heart but never killed
Did you hear my covert narcissism
I disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman?
(A tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I`ll watch as you`re leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
(For the last time)
It`s me hi
I`m the problem it`s me
(I`m the problem it`s me)
At teatime everybody agrees
I`ll stare directly at the sun
But never in the mirror
It must be exhausting
Always rooting for the anti hero
I have this dream my daughter in law kills me
For the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers around and reads it
And then someone screams out
`She`s laughing up at us from hell`
It`s me hi
I`m the problem it`s me
It`s me hi
I`m the problem it`s me
It`s me hi
Everybody agrees everybody agrees
It`s me hi (Hi)
I`m the problem it`s me (I`m the problem it`s me)
At teatime (Teatime)
Everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
I`ll stare directly at the sun
But never in the mirror
It must be exhausting
Always rooting for the anti hero